- $450 for 8 to 10 pages? The book was $39 and that was nineteen chapters.
- Ten pages is a ceiling rather than a measure. What takes the time is not the writing. It is reading your routine against your real constraints, deciding which of five reasonable candidates goes first, and then writing the reasoning down so you can audit it instead of trusting me. If page count is what you are weighing, the worked example above is a page from the template, laid out the way it will ship.
- Nobody has received one of these yet. Why would I go first?
- Nobody has, and there is no testimonial to show you. What you can check instead is the work itself: three years of articles, all of them free and permanent, and the worked example above, which is this reasoning run on a case rather than on a person. I will not promise you a health outcome. Nobody reading your case on paper is in a position to. What you get is one decision, the reasoning under it, and a way to tell at day 30 whether it moved.
- I have read everything you publish. What is in this that is not already free?
- The ordering. Every article stays free permanently and it is written for everyone at once, so it can tell you how the machinery works and not which part of yours to touch first. An article cannot see that your first real food lands at two in the afternoon, that you have a 40-minute commute at both ends of the day, or that the one thing you already tried stopped for a reason that had nothing to do with the thing itself. That is the input this runs on.
- I already know roughly what I should be doing. I just have not done it.
- You may be right, and if you are, the review will say so in writing and tell you which part of it to do first. What you are missing is distance. You were there for every day that produced the week you are living in now, so every line of your routine arrives attached to a decision you already made, and you cannot read it as written. It is the same reason you cannot proofread your own writing. The eye supplies what it meant to say. I wrote all nineteen chapters of the book and I am still not neutral about my own week.
- I do not know what my one priority is. Working that out is the thing I want to pay you for.
- Naming which thing comes first is the deliverable, not the entry ticket. The intake asks for a question rather than an answer. You name the area you most want to decide or improve over the next 30 days, pick one of six categories, and describe how the week actually runs. I do the sorting. If what you send turns out to be several problems tangled together rather than one, I tell you and refund you in full before I start any work.
- How is this different from the $1,500 analysis, and should I just wait and buy that one?
- The Comprehensive Metabolic Analysis reads every system in your case and costs $1,500. It carries the phased roadmap, the supplement protocol and the check-in that this one leaves out. This reads the one priority you declare, in 8 to 10 pages, for $450 once. One question and one thing to change means this one. Several problems tangled together means the analysis. Waiting does not save you anything either way, because the full $450 comes off the $1,500 if you move up later, so starting here costs you nothing at the higher tier.
- What actually happens after I pay?
- You pay $450 through Stripe and land on a confirmation page. The intake form link arrives by email, usually within a few minutes. It does not open on the next screen, so if the page you land on looks like the form is missing, it is not, and the email is on its way. If nothing has arrived within ten minutes, check spam, then reply to your Stripe receipt and I will send it straight over. You fill it in, and within one working day I either confirm your priority and your delivery date or ask one clarifying question. Five working days after I accept it, the PDF arrives.
- Do I need blood work?
- No. Labs are optional. If you have them, you can send up to five markers from one collection date, and I read them as part of the picture rather than as a diagnosis, and I say where they are not enough to settle the question. What I mostly work from is your routine: when you wake, what you eat and when, how the week actually runs, your two biggest real constraints, and up to three things you have already tried with what made each one stop.
- How long does it take, and what if you run late?
- Five working days from the day I accept your intake. The clock starts on acceptance rather than on payment, because a clarifying question can add a day at the front. If I am going to miss the date, you hear it from me before it passes rather than after, with a new date attached. I write these one at a time, by hand, and I know early when a date is going to slip.
- What do I not get for the $450?
- You do not get a twelve-week phased roadmap, a supplement protocol, tracking templates, a reading list or an editable DOCX, and there are no calls, no follow-up and no messaging. The roadmap, the protocol, the templates, the reading list and the DOCX live in the Comprehensive Metabolic Analysis at $1,500, and this price reflects their absence. There are no calls at either price. What the $1,500 adds after the document is a check-in once the plan has been running.
- Three actions and no supplement protocol. Is that not thin for the money?
- Three actions, each with a smaller version for the days you are not up to it, is what you can actually run for four weeks. Anything longer turns into nothing by week two, and a long list handed to someone who has not sorted out what comes first is the most expensive way to learn that the order was wrong. What fills the other pages is why that one comes first, why the tempting alternatives wait, what to track, and where the evidence under all of it runs out.
- What if I have a question at day ten?
- There is nowhere to send it, and the price reflects that. There is no messaging, no check-in and no call. The one exception is safety: if something feels wrong, or something is going on with your health, stop and speak to your clinician rather than waiting on me. The document carries a minimum version of each action for the days you are not up to it, the two likeliest ways the plan falls over with a response to each, and three things to track so day 30 gives you something you can read rather than a feeling. If you want someone still in the loop after the document lands, that is the $1,500 analysis.
- What if it turns out to be the wrong thing for me?
- Then you get your money back before any work starts. I read every intake before I accept it, and I only accept the ones I can answer properly. This is the wrong thing to buy if you have several problems tangled together, if what you want is a full lab review, if the question is really about a medication, or if you want someone still in the loop after the document lands. If that is what I find in your intake, I refund you in full and point you at the full analysis or at a clinician, rather than hand you something thin. The refund covers fit, not the result of following the plan.
- I am on medication and I have a diagnosis. Can you do this for someone like me?
- Yes, and it works alongside your medical care rather than in place of it. The intake asks what you are already taking. If something in what you send me needs a clinician, I say so in the review. Checking any suggestion against your medication is your clinician's or your pharmacist's call, not mine. I do not tell you to start, stop or change medication, and I do not settle a diagnosed condition.
- Could I not just try the next thing myself for free?
- You can, and in money it is free. Five candidates at about a month each is five months of your life, and the order you happen to pick decides where in that stretch you reach any given one. The part that does not come back is the candidate itself. A lever you ran at the wrong time gets crossed off, so magnesium becomes a thing that does not work for you rather than a thing you ran too early, and you do not go back to it. There is no countdown on this and there is no discount coming.